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7.16 Story
teller
Synopsis:
 Andrew
decides, to Buffy's disgust, that he is going make a
documentary. Meanwhile tha school starts to get really violet
and Andrew might be the only one who can help with that.
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ANDREW:
Oh, hello there, gentle viewers. (re: book) You caught me
catching up on an old favorite. It's wonderful to get lost in a
story, isn't it? Adventure and heroics and discovery?don't they
just take you away? Come with me now, if you will, gentle
viewers. Join me on a new voyage of the mind. A little tale I
like to call: Buffy, Slayer of the Vampyrs.
ANDREW (narrating Buffy's hunt): It was cold last night,
and the wind was crew-ell, but the Slayer had a job to do.
Unfortunately, vampires have a job to do, too.
ANDREW: Ouch! My goodness! Things look bad for the
Slayer, don't they? She didn't see that second vampire,
concealed by cover of darkness, ready? (there's a knock at the
door; Andrew ignores it) ready to attack and make her his own
vampirical spawn. Let's rejoin them now to see?
ANYA: For God's sakes, Andrew. You've been in here for 30
minutes. What are you doing?
ANDREW: Entertaining and educating.
ANYA: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?
XANDER:
Mmm, I feel good.
ANYA: Well, yeah. I'm a spitfire in the bedroom.
XANDER: Yeah, I knew we'd always do that again.
ANYA: Yeah, one more time anyway.
XANDER: Is that what that was? One more time?
ANYA: Do you think there should be more?
XANDER: I don't know. It was nice. It felt, um?it felt
like a one more time.
ANYA: I think maybe we're really over. Which is?it's
good, right? I mean, now we can move on.
XANDER: Sure.
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